Cabin Fever & How to Meet Women Outside
February is the worst month of all time. Don’t you agree? Right now, I’m looking out my window as the snow comes down, covering an already dangerous layer of ice. It has been cold for two and a half months, and there is still two full months of cold to come. The sky is permanently gray. The only holiday is Valentine’s Day, which, being the worst holiday on earth, doesn’t really count as a holiday. Now is the time when people search hookups. Finding a hot, warm body to hibernate with is an essential February activity.
However, while adult dating sites may be the most popular way to find women in the winter months, some of you might actually be getting cabin fever from over-hibernation, so if you need to get outside to meet a babe this month, I have a few tips of where, and how you can meet some.
1. Skating
Yeah, bro: skating. Lots of hotties go skating – figure skating hotties go skating They’re flexible. They’re fit. And since skating is considered a relatively wholesome activity, they probably won’t be too on guard should you decide to approach. Simply keep things casual and outdoorsy at first – just be like ‘cool, you must have trained in figure skating – I saw you do a crazy jump’ or ‘do you know if they sell hot chocolate’ inside, or whatever.
2. Snowshoeing
Snowshoeing in urban parks is now a thing. Indeed, I wouldn’t be surprised if we started to see hipsters snowshoeing to their work at independent coffee shops or bookstores sometime soon. Anyways, although it’s getting hip, it’s not hip enough that you won’t easily be able to start a conversation with a female snowshoer. If you’re out in the park and see another snowshoer, it’s still natural enough to be like, ‘hey, you’re doing the odd activity that I’m doing, let’s bond over that.”
3. Winter Festivals
Ok, some awesome cities in the massive country north of us called Canada have pretty rocking winter festivals. From Winterlude in Ottawa to the Carnaval de Quebec in Quebec City, you have several options to choose from. These festivals include stiff drink, good food, and, since we’re talking Canada here – sexy French women.